i bought a kiwi to my room without thinking i dont want the kiwi but i cant take he kiwi back because there are people downstairs that will question the fact im in possession of a kiwi
This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic
"i love you, man."
"stay with me forever, man."
"fuck me hard in the ass, man."
Jessie tells it like it is
I was re-watching my favorite stand up special Long Story Short where basically Phil Collins plays with stereotypes of empires and goes through a brief history of the world.
I drew this while he talks about the British empire and how it conquer 1/4 of the world by there contempt and tapping into other countries low self esteem showing up in their press uniforms and polished shoes.
So, hilariously ironic thing this morning. I was on my way to planned parenthood to get my birth control, when I drive past this guy 3 blocks from my apartment. I thought dude you are a long way from the clinic! I turned the corner and lo and behold, there is a women’s clinic in my backyard, unbeknownst to me! I could have saved some gas and gone to this closer place! I never would have known without the protesters there. Thanks, sign-holding guy!!!
I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.
AND SHE GAVE HIM A PIECE OF THE LASSO OF TRUTH I CAN’T.
Which issue is this? I legitimately need to know.
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WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY
it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called
Supernatural fans, ever wonder why the boys are named Winchester? Not only is it a brand of gun but there’s a famous ghost story that goes with it
Sarah Winchester, wife of the gun-maker William Winchester, visited a medium after her husband died of tuberculosis. She was told that the family was cursed and being haunted by people who had been killed with Winchester rifles. The psychic said the ghosts could be appeased if she built a house for them. “Never stop building,” she was told “or you’ll die”
For the next 38 years she had construction going on the home 24 hours a day
Each night she held a seance to ask the ghosts what to build next. Because she let the dead design much of the house the layout doesn’t always make sense
There are staircases that lead to ceilings
doors that open onto walls
and one that leads to a two story drop off
Sarah Winchester slept in a different room every night hoping the ghosts wouldn’t be able to find her. In 1922 she died in her sleepthis is rad as heck
I have been to the Winchester house. The rooms in the house were gorgeous. One of the weird things was the height of the steps. They were really short sometimes making them hard to climb. There is also a display about the Winchester rifle, some weird stuff about things (hooks, candles, ect ect) being in sets of theirteen, a bunch of fake bathrooms, and windows inside the house.
It was totally awesome. If you’re in California you should totally check it out.
the tiny stairs actually have a non-ghosty reason behind them. Sarah Winchester had bad arthritis and it was difficult for her to take big steps. That’s also why there are so many fireplaces. Cold air makes arthritis pain worse
No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
(Dead Poets Society, 1989)
The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys
like boys who kill girls after rejection
THE COLUMBUS MENTAL HOSPITAL, TICO CEMETERY
This is one of the cemeteries where the state of Ohio buried the residents of the mental hospital whose families either didn’t claim them or were too poor to afford to do it themselves. The gravestones are all the same size and shape, and most are simply a name with a birth and death date.
The most striking feature is that there are 2 gravestones marked “SPECIMEN.” What that could possibly entail is horrifying.